If you’ve been on a couch post ruptured-achilled surgery for the past week, then you’ve no doubt seen this commercial surrounding Dr. Dre’s ‘Dre Beats’ edition HP laptop. I have so many questions about this commercial. Like, does a rap superstar need to be present as the machines are built? Does said rap superstar need some sort of metallic mask with servos that retract said mask while he works on the computer/listens to his beats?
So in the absence of a meaningful winter doing things I love, I’ll write instead. I look forward to hours wasted in this chair adding to an overall discourse of wasted and anonymous points of view. It should be stunning.